Having spent close to 20 years in the creative departments of ad agencies, I've always found it curious how the vast majority of companies all but ensure that their marketing efforts end in failure. Why? Because they've burdened themselves with the Armies of "No."


The Armies of "No" are all the extraneous people who are called on to weigh in on the latest marketing campaign, regardless of their having any actual expertise in marketing.
And by "extraneous" I mean anyone who is not the CMO or the handful of people who report directly to the CMO. Product managers. In-house legal teams. Graphic standards guardians. External consultants. They're all called upon to offer their opinion on a specific part of the campaign, but in my experience, that rarely happens.
Mostly it's human nature: someone calls on you to offer an opinion and you feel you need to offer something beyond a rubber stamp or be viewed as a dolt. So you find something to criticize, something to improve upon, and that "something" is usually the entire campaign. Not just their small piece of it.
Let's take Product Managers. Product managers and sales managers know the product better than anyone, so they're often called upon to weigh in on the advertising. Ideally, their commentary should be limited to "The Acme 24X actually comes with 3 widgets, not 2" or "The free shoeshine with purchase program actually wound up costing us a lot more than we expected."
That's "ideally."
What happens in reality is that they feel it is well within their rights to offer piquant critiques of the campaign in general. In language that anything but reflective:
"I don't like that photograph."
"Okay. Why?"
"I just don't."
"Well can you explain why?"
"I just don't, Okay!! She doesn't look like someone I'd want to be friends with.
"But would the target feel that way?"
"We're not using that photo. You'll have to find another one."
Now in many companies, the marketing team is simply not empowered to tell the product manager to shut the heck up, that those are not the sort of decisions she's being asked to make and that all she's being asked to comment on is the veracity of the ad or banner or PR letter.
That, or the marketing team may have six more projects with this particular project manager and they don't want to make her an enemy. Plus they've got to face the legal team, whose solution to phrases they don't feel comfortable with is to rewrite copy and declare it unchangeable. The brand guidelines team, who'll re-art direct the entire banner so that it feels like they've had some input. And sometimes even the owner's spouse, who simply doesn't like the color orange.
In all these situations the onus is on the CEO to make marketing a priority. To play an active role in defending the campaign and to let the Armies of "No" know that advertising is not something just anyone can do, and that he's purposely hired the ad agency and the marketing department for their expertise in this area. So please just shut up and listen to them.
This sort of control is especially important now, when consumers are disinclined to listen to corporate messaging and are demanding honesty, not banal platitudes. Companies must rid themselves of the Armies of "No" now, or they will all but ensure their ultimate defeat.

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Alan Wolk
One of the only new voices to come out of the creative side of the ad business, Alan Wolk has staked out a distinctive space for himself and his Toad Stool consultancy. The wide-ranging appeal of Wolk’s common-sense approach to strategy, combined with his hands-on experience as an advertising creative director, has made him the go-to guy for social media thought leadership, speaking and consulting.

His blog, The Toad Stool, is a popular thought leadership site that’s been described as a “frank but fair” look at the confluence of advertising, marketing and Web 2.0.

Adweek Editor Brian Morrissey has called it “one of the ‘must read’ blogs for our industry.”

The most popular series, "Your Brand Is Not My Friend"which deals with the false assumptions marketers make in the 2.0 space (and how to remedy them), has gotten much play in the blogosphere and that has led to columns in Adweek, as well as a national syndication deal via Newstex.

The blog’s popularity has also resulted in numerous requests for speaking engagements. A book is also in the works.

Prior to “seeing the light,” Wolk was a highly successful creative director who spent years at ‘90s hot shop Anderson & Lembke and went on to start up Atmosphere, BBDO’s digital agency, with stints at Ogilvy and JWT along the way. A New York City native and Stuyvesant High School graduate, Wolk currently lives in New Jersey with his wife and 2 kids, where he doubles as a Little League and basketball coach.